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. Donald Trump Want Easy Nothing Is Easy 259 Copy quote Be careful with whom you associate. 1 I am officially running for President of the United States Donald trump is a pompous deceitful scum bag who is praised for his so called honesty when in reality is entire campaign contradicts every political statements hes made prior to running for office. 82 Stupid Things From The Trump Era You Probably Forgot About. Here are 10 dumb Donald quotes that prove this is just who he is.

Dont you mean its fun when its easy 6. The sun may have set on Trumps presidency but well always remember the time he stared into it during an eclipse. Ill supply funds and shell take care of the kids. Resign dont resign either way Trump is now president but hes still spending his lifetime at golf courses.

BernsteinGetty Images In his book Trump. Sauritch replied Oh hes still alive. If youre going to be thinking anything you might as well think big Donald Trump. Trump on Judaism Im a negotiator like you folks Speech to the Republican Jewish Coalition 31215 54.

Nothing we want for our future is beyond our reach Donald Trump Think Big and make it happen Donald Trump Without passion you dont have energy without energy you have nothing Donald Trump I like thinking big. I know more about ISIS than the generals do. He has been totally taken over and I. I have a great relationship with the blacks - Some of them maybe but certainly not all.

Crazy things that Donald Trump said while he was president 1. Via NY Daily News Advertisement 5 Elitism is a good thing people. Trump left an audience of Christian students confused in January 2016 when he cited a Bible book he described as Two Corinthians Speaking at. I could care less about the political correctness 4.

I have nothing to do. Via realDonaldTrump 4 I will make SO MANY of the jobs. And theyre going to be happy because they want to be legalized. The bombing begins in five minutes President Ronald Reagan hot mic off-camera joke while preparing for his brief weekly address on National Public Radio.

Theyre sending people that have lots of problems and theyre bringing those problems with us. If I ever decide to run you may go back and interview people from my kindergarten. A lot of people dont want to do that for political reasons not for other reasons Trump dismisses anyone opposed to. To commemorate Trumps second anniversary since he took office on.

When Mexico sends its people theyre not sending their best. A monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will eventually come up with the works of Shakespeare so all Donald Trump really. But not everything is nice 2 John McCain is not a war hero. I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldnt lose voters 2.

4That time when he compared football and the presidential race because they have so much in common 5. We have to get everything open. Theyll remember me Photo. Donald Trump Motivational Loser Algebra 11 Copy quote I called the fake news the enemy of the people - and they are.

And by the way I know it doesnt sound nice. Donald Trump Best QuotesDonald John Trump is an American politician media personality and businessman who served as the 45th president of the United States. But here are 17 of the most stupid things he said. Obama town funny grumpy cat quotes diaz jed clampett america meme muslim dixon religion guns cling those offended them bitter.

Hes very proud of you right now. My fingers are long and beautiful as are various other parts of my body - We dont want to know about that Donald. His solution to the immigration issues plaguing America is to build a damn wall between the American and Mexican border. She gets out and she starts asking me all sorts of ridiculous questions.

15 We have to get the schools open. Via International Business Times Advertisement 2 Doing his best teenage girl impression. I pretty sure You all know how Stupid Donald Trump is. Trump on marriage and parenthood I wont do anything to take care of them.

1 Were rounding em up in a very humane way in a very nice way. Rarely does anybody do what you just did Trump always has to be the best at everything. Nothing he told a South Carolina crowd in July. President Donald Trump Cedar Rapids Iowa rally Feb.

My IQ is the highest and you all know it - Stay humble Donald. We can have a lot of fun tonight. Nothing Twice this year at least Trump bragged that as president of the United States he has nothing to do. Here are some of the funniest and craziest ones.

Its not like Im gonna be walking the kids down Central Park Howard Stern interview 2005 53. I have nothing to do. Trump tried to recover by saying. The Art of the Comeback Donald Trump pontificated on women.

When he stared into the sun during an eclipse. When President Trumps handwritten note concerning a quid pro quo with Ukraine was photographed the internet quickly mocked the president for writing I want nothing. Heres the full quote about undocumented immigrants from Trumps announcement speech. 1 2016 My fellow Americans I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever.

Trump realDonaldTrump July 14 2019 5. Trumps quotes are funny historic controversial and all of them are memorable. On women Aaron P. We can have a lot of fun tonight.

When he got to sit in a Big Boy Truck. Good thing Obama didnt take up on his offer. 74 Copy quote Nothing is easy but who wants nothing. The president told Sauritch Well your father Herman is looking down.